stuff I sent part 3

THIS EPISODE WAS CALLED HEROES AND A CAMERAPERSON FOLLOW THETICK AS HE WAS FIGHTING EVIL AND FIGHTING THIS VILLIAN WITH A LIGHTBULBHEAD AND IT WASBEING FILMED AND IT SHOWED THE TIME, GUESS WHICH SHOW THIS EPISODE WASA TAKE OFF ON! ONEEPISODE THIS SANTA GOT ELECTRICUTED AND the tick cused it accidentlyand he cries hekilled santa, but the electricity causes the santa to douplicate as heyells ho ho ho hoand the more he gets electriciuted the more he gets dublicated andyells ho ho ho. Ep oftick vs the tick thus guyt named barry claims he is the tick in thissuperhero convensionand battles the tick over it and is a pushy person and he yells whois the jerk thatcalls himself the tick and the tick says he is that jerk and he callsthe tick aridiculous costumed clown and the tick yells don?t count your wealesbefore they pop dinkand he charges at the tick and fights him and the tick yells he needshis name as its onhis stationary and he knocks barry out and he says to keep his name asthe tick and themad bomber tries to bomb the place and puts bombs on things and talkinsfast andfunnily., one episode the brain child shrunk the tick and caused thetick to turn into abirdlike creature and was going to auction him to the highest bidder:the tick?s majorenemies like chairface chipendale.My favorite Bernstein Bear Book was the Get the Gimmies one, and thebears wantedeverything they saw and threw tantrums and the parents gave in, thishappened 3 times inthe book and each ?gimmie? incident got worse and in one everyonearound took notice, andthe parents got fed up with the gimmie behavior and THE LAST straw camewhen thegrandparents came to the house and the cubs asked what did they bringthem and Papa sentthem to their rooms angrily and yelled no toys, treats, TV for a week,a month, a year. 4years ago in PA a bus driver named Otto Nuss took the Kids toWashington Dc and he wasaccused of kidnapping and it was fed crime because he crossed statelines and the newssaid who hired him should have watched the Simpsons, they had anepisode like this onsimpsons in 98 when the bus crashed in a river and the kids werestranded. I loved Beavisand butthead, they were stupid and they got sent back grade after gradeuntil they got tokindergarten one ep, and work at burger world and get the place introuble in some epsand have driven customers off.Here is this Hansel and Gretel thing that came out in 2002 that awslive action, a witchflies by in a forest on a broom laughing really hard, these 2 kids arehaving hard timefalling asleep and ask their daddy to read them a story and beg asthgey are scared dueto the rain, he does and decides Hansel and Gretel and at timesthroughout the storywould add things to make it more intresting and the kids commentthrough thing. Hanseland Gretel live in this shack with their woodcutter father and his 2ndwife (As his firstwife died) and they were very poor and had little to eat. AS theirfather chops for wood,they are in the care of their wicked stepmother whom chjases them witha broom (Yellingrats eating her bread as they eat the bred and the stepmother is crazy)and they backclipher. The father comes home and does not know wahts going on and shelies what happenedand he geats carrots for hot stue and show the kids jewel stones. HEdoes not realize thestepmother grudges what is going on and is an obnoxious person. Thekids say somethingnot nice about the stepmother and they do not seem to get along. Thestepmother seemssad, possibly pretends that, and says she wishes the kids would loveher and the fatherand stepmother kiss. The kids have miss their real mother as they haveher locket. Thefather (Whom seems elderly) hates living the way they live and wantsto sell the locketof his dead wife to get the value from it to get over enough food andsupply and headfor the city the next day to find better work and life and he tells thechildren and theyseem upset. The father goes for work as the stepmother smirkling takesthe locket andtells him she will polish it so it looks good (the father thinks she isthoughtful) andreally wants the locket for herself and wakes the kdis up and seriouslytells them theyare going for a very long walk in the woods, the kids refuse. Thestepmother threatensthem with an axe, saying I wasn?t axing you telling you. The kids goand worry what shewill do and know she will take them in the forest to loose them and tryto escape, butare stopped. The kids ask why she married their father if she hatesthem. The stepmothersays because of their mothers locket (which upsets the kids and saystheir father wastaking it to town in horror,) and the stepmother says their idiotfather is bringing apack of pebbles and with the money the necklace brings she can finallyget the life shedeserves (Gretel yells their father will find her and she will be sorryand thestepmother is sarcastic about it) and he will be too busy serarch forhis lost children,and is mean to them about this and takes (with an axe) the kids deeperin the forest on aleash as Hansel drops peebles and takes them so deep they wont findtheir way back andthere is mist in the forest and a X sign says the magic forest abandonall ye who wneter.The kids are scared, but they wont find their way back since thestepmother picked therocks up and is happy about this and orders the kids in the magicforest and laughshappy. She looks at herself hgappily. The kids go in the magic forest(in its dark andmisty and wonder how bad it is and now its just fog, but howlinghappens and they arescared and hear footsteps) and the stepmother goes in and yells boo tothe kids whichscares them and they run more. The stepmother says they will be stayingover and laughshappily, but coughs in the fog. The kids run more in the forest andwant to get out ofthe forest head to the city and fiund father and head the wrong way,but go more ion theforest and are sacredly lost as its dark and scary and they are tiredand hungry. A ravenwatchjes and there is this house and most of it is covered with fog andhas a loloypop ona tree and snowcovered on the house and shaped triangle and in it it isdark and thiswitch in darkness with a long nose says by the twitching of my nosesomething tasty?sheaded this way, as the raven goes on the porch and there she is bythese windows. Thekids go more and howling happens and they are cared and this idioiticboogeyman roars atthem. (They scream and the monster stops). The sandman whom has a bald,a goate, blue/redsilk clothing, has bunny slippers comes and the sandman is bafoonishand out of it a lotand sarcastic. The sandman goes on about the noise there and says stufflike the squirlschattering and bogeyman says buddy I?m working here. Sandman says thisis his part ofthe forest and he cant be here and leave. Sandman is sultan of snoozeand his job ispardoned and yell at him about for scaring the kids after he says it?sa fun job.Boogeyman nose runny and they are sarcasytic with each other and has adate and asks thewood farie, and sandman knows her and almost jelous of him with thefairy and the argueand its funny. Sandman says I?ll see you later to later and almoststartled when he sesthe kids. They say he lives her and sandman ssays where else knew yorkand says he willgive them a lock adio, and almosts gets his powerful sleep dust thatneeds to be handledby traned professionals and they say they are lost. Sandman says he hasto go since hehas an important job of delegating to the kids (put more kids to sleepas he says he hasmore children all over the world waiting for shut eye and has morepeople to do that tothan an academy award telecast) and hope he helps them get out. Butsanbdman says hehelps children and may guide them around and nbeeds a quailify leaderto find meaningdoes not know anyone who is like that and is a kung foo kickbox kickerwho has taughthimself on line and makes the kartie movies and yells them. The kidsfind it funny. Hefocuses on sounds more than the movements and will halpe them. Clockgoes and sandmanfinds the kids a place to sleep. The forest is spooky. The stepmotheris lost in theforest!! And is panicing and worried and upset the fog is ruining herhair and looks atthe reflection through her axe and likes it and is scared when hearingthe sounds ofanimals and is scared. The sandman leads the kids moer, as the bunnyslippesr lead theway and they go through a smelly bog and he funny stuff about rulescoming to bogs andoffeneded when the ycompal ain about the bogs and he has to leave thekids as the clockgoes and leads them to sleep near the bog and uses his dust to makethem sleep and yellsoff like a light into the light and vanishes as the kids are still alittle awake andhungry and hope to have something to eat. It is morning and the kidswake up and headleft. The stepmother goes through mist and complains she will neverlive anywhere near aforest and upset of trees and falls down upset. The kids waneer throughswamps and findberries, but the sandman stops them and tells them those wherefireberries and thesandman leads them to get them food and out of the forest and it getsdark and he leadsthe kdis to the sign that says food and the kids are happy and imaginethe food. Theclock goes and the sandman has to go to put the kids to sleep as theyare expecting him.The kids are shocked at his delegate and sandman was cofnujsed and hepoints look andreads the book ass the kids stair and the sandman things ofsuperviosory and he sttugerwhat to ay and he says he is a man and union and clock goes and tellsthe kids he will beback as fast as he can and get him or them food to go and says off likea light into thenight and nothing \happens and he says he needs the cardio and runs.The kids yell waitand the kids go the direction to the all u can eatand dinning. In thisplace a greentroll with tusked teeth (played by bobcat goldwaithe) is watching tv ona coach and he isa coach patato and is chubby and eating while watching the Tv andsometimes his voicetone changes. (The tv is of another trolling showing moves). Needs tohave that andbelches and farts, and he does that at times and it says trollcineorator on tv and thetroll goes on the phone to purchase the fat incinerator. The kids go tothe direction thediner sign goes and yell hello as the troll hears the kids and thetroll is in therestaurant place and is intregted and Hansel goes ands Gretel yelslHansel and she hearsthe troll coming and he takes her as she screams and the troll has thekids chained nearthe tv as he is watching it (he has work clothes on as he hased) yells2 children this isgreat, he did it, give me a 2 give me an r give me an five, coughsyells give an l, yellsggive him a minute and yells who dances like a warthog as he doespunching moves andfights like a flea a to the kids as they watch, him him him, andwatches the tv as itdoes moves and yells the moves and talks on the phone and wants toorder the trollairbuster 3000 and grunts and can wait as his voice tone changes. Agreen ball comes.Troll wonders what it is an yells get and farts. The kids are digustedand the green ballsays do you have to do that and is a female voice. The kids say whatabout the food, thesign said dinner and the troll says he is the dinner, laughs and thegreen ball says youhad to follow the sign, that?s the oldest trick in the book and thegreen ball is abeautiful, sarcastic, blonde fairy. The kdis are hungry. The trolloloves the job andyells to the kids they should have fllowed the woods X skull crossbones sign and to thefairy to get away from the kids and she is trying to ruin his fun againcalling her woodsprite. The fairy tells him to just be nice to his guests gout side toget his outbuster3000 he ordered, she is a wood fairy, he would know that if he was nota drop out andmore beautiful. Troll says much more of a pain in a different voiuceand wishes he nevercatured her, goes on the couach and the fairy in chains yells zap mefat boy take me outof my misery and chains. The troll blasts to her, in which he blastsher chains of andshe vanishes in light as he tries to blast at her and is angry at her..she sayts hecannot fighre out where he is and yells taunts to him as he tries toblst her. Thesandman hers blsts in worry as he is near the place and says for theirnames as they andthe troll hear him. The troll uaghs. Sandman is upset something mayhave happened andhopes to find more lost children who want his help. The troll seessandman comes assadndman looks for Hansel and Gretel and troll tries to find him andsandman is behindhim and puts his dust on the troll. The troll falls asleep. Hansel andgrtel arechainedand happy to see sandman as they tought hthey would never see him againand he fres thekids. The wood fairy comes and the fairy and him are sarcastic abouttheir greeting andhe almost does not trust anyone and acuses her of dating the boogeymanand she is shockedsays who told you that and they have not gone out for hours and sandmansays I guess youguest couldnot booggie oogie oggie until you boggie no more. She saysthey are not theatfair and don?t get aklong and a hankercheif. Sandman says they will gountil the find mr.right and tells the kids lets go. The kdis don?t want to leave her asshe can help themlead them out, as she has fairy powers and she says she is mean withthe wand. Sandman issarcastic and sttuers. The kids go as sandman thinks and says she canonly use magic ofevil (she says she is in honors) and he is the captain, she is by fairycode and iscfreed of her bracelets by sandman. Fairy puts accessors on her andsandman wonders if heis being seduced and sandman, fairy and the kids go more in the forestand she says hedoes not know who he is. Sandman says they know where they are andargue with fairy andon their way out and says he knows more about the forest. Fairy asks ifhe knows so muchabout the forest where is the 1000 year old twitching bird. Sandmanstutters easy, pointstratint. She says there is not one. An error sound happens. Theyargue and fairy saysthey will waiste away if not home and its time sandman is voted off.The stepmother looksmore and follows the food sign which goes to the trolls place and ishappy. Sandman andthe fairy and kids go more, the kids cannot walk more as too hungry.Hansel tries to saythey will be out soon and asks sandman for witch way and sandman pointsmany ways. Thefairy says not go that way laughing. Sandman is shocked as fairy syasyit will lead themmore in the forest and he disagrees and she says he is so in denial.Sandman is shockedand has fast come her signals and in a normal tone of voice says am notand fairy arguesyes he is and they argue am not am too even more and louder. Bunnyslippers goes offmore as they yell yess ss not not more. The stepmother goes more to thetrolls and happyssays dinner move she likes and yells hello table for one where orderand the troll istired and years on the hpone and says he will call back later andlaughs. The kids sleepas the sandman and fairy argue not not and yes you are more and louderuntil fairy yellsyes you are loud. Sandman yells tat does it and goes in karatie move asmake kartesaounds as crowd cheering noise goes, she wondrs if joking, andprepares to fight her andjumps around poboxing and she says she is agirl. The kdis wake up andher. Sandman yellsfunny stuff of womaen and fairy as he makes karatioe noises andpreatends to slap her andis funy about this and yels go on. The kids cheer for the fairy. Thefairy just grabs thesandman and backflips him, before that she just looks and sandman isalittle hurt.Ssandman?s bell rings as he has to go, fairy asks what about the kidsand he says he willbe back as soon can and get them out of the forest and get thembreakfast and means it.The kids lookg. He says egg ,toast wafcles bacon mean it and the kidshappy think of morefood. Fairy and sandman are shocked and woner of drive through andsandman says off likelike luight in night and vanishes. Fairy is incharge of the kids asthey are scared andshe knows they looked tired and tells them to settle in there and shewill buzz aroundmore and be back in flash and they hope she hurries back. The witch indarkness nearwindows with cross marks yells a chant and yells bring me this tastymeal that?s headedthis way, blows dust laughs loud and wind blows and blows at the kidsand makes them rolland blows the fairy away, the kids try to help her, but the wind blowsthem north as theyroll. The kids wake up out of leaves as its morning, notices fairy isgone and hapillysmeel candy, and go more as this vision is to the kids and they gomore following thesmell, and pash te bushes and hapliy see a hosue made of CANDY, withsuger roofs and theyare happy and ate the food and the mm and mms by the windows. This oldwoman with grteycurley hair y whom is blind says 2 very hungry children feasting on herhouse, the kdisare scared. The woman says she can hear them, smell them, happily sayswhat their namesand they introduce themselves. The woman goes back in and shows basketof food and saystheres lots more where that came from and to help themselves as theyget the food. Shetakes their hands and says they?re all skin and bones, feels theirhands, licks herfingers, and tells them to come inside lots moer to eat. The kdis areshocked Gretel asks what thinking and something is not right. Hansel says she is a sweetold lady withtons of food to aeat and will just say their eat more, get more food,thank yous andleave the forest. Gretel says she can barley sees usd and they have nothad this much toeat. Thw woman happily yells look what she just found and yells this ina happy tone ofvoice and yells a lot in a slow-fast happy voice, yells riber trout(this is the foodsthe kids wanted and walys hoped for at the dinner), punkinicple bread,boar, frees, blackforest gecko. The kdis are happy and go in wanting catchup and happylookg around theplace as it s marble tiled floor, handy, a lto of food , candy, suger,cakes on thetable, ice cream there. The woman has a big stick showing them as thereis more suger,cupcaKes cakes candy, good food etc and the winsows are of candy andeverything is pinkthey are happy. And see more and more food food. The woman says comehurry, forst yoursealf, feast, pig out, devour eat untl you oik, food eviour , and sayslittle childreneating it makes her so, she is happy, just eat more and much as theylike and seems happyand smiled. As the kdis happily eat the food and eaeven eat messy.Sandman appears wherethe kids where happy yell to the kids on their own, and someone eggmuffin on ground andorder and yells for the kids and upset the kids are gone, sarcasticabout it and noticesthe fairy in glowing form under a tree and lifts it up, fairy standsthere and sandman issomewhat happy to see her, and makes hiya sounds, fairy says thank,thought nevef say itand asks why there and where are the kids. The fairy says when he tookoff she gotseparated from the kids when a twister came and waxs trapped under thetranch and its notwhere she left them. Sandman panics upsettingly, they are not there,look, if anythinghappens to them he will. Fairy ells Gretel as they look for them. Inthe troll?s placethe stepmother is watching the Tv eating and drinking while as thetroll is her serventand she asked for a lemon drop, shapenkin not storted and rim. Trollsays he finished,ktitchen, bedroom and shes yesays upstyairs. Troll syays yess. She saysthe wirehangers.Troll says oo good. Stepmother wants something to eat. The troll isupset its not fair isthe first ttroll tis his house. She almost heard. The troll is upset.The stepmother sayshis card is over the limit (it says monster card) and to get a realjob. Troll is upseand cries. AT the candy house the kdis are done eating and cannot eatmore. The womanasks for more food they cannot and s ay they should be going. She isshocked and says hufrowining. The kids say no more room for food and dark out. The womansays of course theymust go, but the forest is no place at night for kids with smallchildren with wolfs andtrolls and man and children roaming the cold dark on their own and theyno best and go inbath, or what if they stay here tonight and they will have a bigbreakfast (the kids lookhappy) with eggs, sauceages, baco9n, mushrooms, French toeast theworks, at the edge ofthe forest. The kids wonder where to seleeop and the woman saysnonsense and has two pinkbeautiful beds appear lookin happy.gretel says right after breakfastthey are done, thewoman say so yes of course and looks at them grinning upset at thattouhgt snd astares atthem. The kdis are asleep in bed about to go to bed as the woman saysgood night youdelicious young things, little tummies, dream of a grandslam breakfeastand leaves them.As the light is out Hansel says after breakfast they make a run for itand farts. Themoon goes by, as howling comes, fairy and sandman look for Hansel andGretel franticallyand sandman upset they are gone, poor kids let them down, what if thewitch got them andthe fairy says don?t be silly they are probably in bed. Sandman isupset knows they arelost her abandoned them blames himself for helping them and thinks hemade things worse.Fairy tries to convince him other wise. Sandman is more upset and goesdown on the groundupset about he is a fairy tail character and mystical character, thekid dos not likehim, never met a kid who wants to go to sleep, hates himself, his job,(Fairy tries tconvivnce him other wise), asandman tries to go in the forest to be byhimself as fairylooks upset. At the candy house in the basement Gretel is awake andscared and wakes upHansel. They were sleeping on hey and they wake up in a different placeThey are scaredas the find themselves in a basement like room and there is skiullsstuff on tables. WHYARE THE KID SCARED AS THEY WAKE UP SOMEWHERE ealse. They try to leavethrough thewindows, but the raven (That was seen earlier and HE IS VOICED BYSINBAD AND IS SMART ANDWISE and GIVES SMART ADVICE) says he would not do that if he was them,keep on going heis trying to help, the old girl does not take too kindly for the maincourse trying tomake a run for it. The kids are shocked a talking raven. The raventells them they are ina magic forest, talking ravens are a dime a dozen. The Woman stops themfrom leaving,saying don?t leave the fun?s just starting,takes them away coveringtheir mouths and elsewhere the basement she tells them, holding their hands in a serous toneof voice, now ittires her unnessessarly to have to chase down her next meal. Hanselhorrified says yourenot going to eat us. The woman in serous and happy tone of voice sayso yes indeed I am,main course BRATWURSTS, and will supersize Hansel and puts him in acage and he yells,and threateningly tells Gretel any funny business from her and and shechops stickstogether and they break, has Gretel come along and asys eat her heartout and says tocook and gives her what she gots, but no text mets (There is skullsand meat stuffthere), it gives her bad stuff, raven coems saying he got that rightand the womanthreatens to have the ragven on the menu and tells Gretel to cook,saying knock yourselfout chef and has the chef thing there. The fairy looks for sandman andfarntaitc andfinds him asleep upset on aroick with dust on him. She asks what he isdoing and sandmansadly says putting himself to sleep forever as he puts dust on him andprepares to sleep.Fiary says cut it out you idiot she found them and he is aobut toseleep and yells wakeup, sandman selepes scaraficly singing his mmmy sleepy says told mesleepy sing sleepy,sandaman sleeps, the fairy wakes him up with this stuff and sandman isfully awake. Itwas detriolit that owoke him up. He yells weye, and the fairy says shefound them theyare in trouble and they hugged and notced that did not want to ,sandmanruns fast asheard they are in trouble. Gretel cooks steaw as the woman si happy,yells feeding timeto Hansel happy and puts the food through his acge and more gets servedas the food isnot on the plate or bowls anymore. Hretel cooks more, the woman haswine and is almostried. Gretel cooks more faster, thw woman is asleep was readingchildren the other otherwhite meat book and Gretel sees her asleep woman wakes up groggy sayssomething, stillsnores and Gretel goes to hanels cage with the cake says do not eat somuch and Hanselhas to and Gretel horrifed put on 60 pounds, the woman puttesrsauggages, Hansel says ittasts good he cannot help it, she is a good cook,and she put in oldfashioned respiceswith days seasonings, she is shocked she is fatening her brother andcrosses her neck andhhansel has a plan (Gretel says like the rocks) and this one will work.The woman wakesup yellin hay bacvk to work and says burns to many carllories and hasHansel see to lether see his hand. HE sticks out a chicken bone. The woman is upsetyelling what are youfeeding him, if low fat stuff and want 2ce fat, 2ce suger, 3 times thehelpings, upset.The raven goes to hanel?s cage and (Hanel is upset) says nic bonefooled on chicken bone,shame let on scam, they look after each other, give him something hewant if secret staysand wants 10 percent of everything (he hates eating worms) he gets, hegoges worm free,he gets extra time before main course and everyone wins and walks dealand witch is leastof his problems, and he gets some fo the food out and upset of thecarrots. Thestepmother is at the troll?s place and yells at him about the food heordered as it waswrong as she watches more tv yelling hello and was obnouxious. Thetroll is outsidepraying, praying to please have the stepmother leave and he has beenbad, he will change(god music goes), he cries. Gretel gives nhansel more food, Hansel isupset at wild boarand wants different food. Raven aggress, says witches hate water whenhe wants water, hehas not seen wizard of oz, a secret of the old witch. Gretel is sadsand stries more. Thewoman sees and asks what is it and notices Gretel saw her reflectionthrough the metalbowl, it was the woman?s skin being green (her teeth be roted as timegoes). She isscared, the woman yells clean it up. Sandman and fairy look more forthem and run, fairywonders witch way and sandman says not much time. Fairy needs toatchbreath and he saysfor a second and she sits. Sandman sits with her and she needs to tellhim soemnthing,she is not a member of a fairy clan, the stuff said about him beingvoted off she did notmean it. Sandman says ok, eh deserves it he tried to be someone hesnot. The fairy sayshe is a hero and leading them to danger without thinking of him. Theytalk about comingup with a strategy. Fairy is upset and find him funny and hugs um andkisses uim on thecheek, wistle sounds go as the bunny slippesr go up. They are happy andhe is happy he istold is funny, told he was a calss clown and they laugh happy and go toget ahnsel andgrtel. The woman goes to hansel?s cage, wanst to feel his finger, butthe raven has thechicken bone and yells give him his hand. She feels hansel?s finger andis happy old timefor the father beings for nice candy goes happy, laugh happy, sayshappy yummy for mmytummy laughs happy, pulls a huge switch which activates her big oven(The place shaks)and the super oven opens and it ilooks like a monster face (she yellscome to mmomy itsbeautiful) The woman says when she saw the place she was notinterested, but when she sawthis (the super oven that really activates) she knew she had to haveit, she says ithappily and opens it more and lights a match which creates a huge fire.Gretel screams.The woman says happily sshh, children should be eaten and not heardhappy. Reaven saysparty time. The woman cuts letace and sees her green face through thenife. Hansel tellsGretel she is a witch see mirror, don?t klet her eat him, and tellsGretel to smash themirror that she sees. Gretel smashes the mirror (the wtich laughs justbefore seeingthis). The woman screams as her face is grean and falls down and isseemingly gone.Gretel prepares to free Hansel. The raven says it will be a bumpy ride,Gretel says shedestroyed her. The raven saysshe destroyed her glamour, she is shocked.The woman WAS AWITCH AND IT JUST Took off her disguise, she has witch?s blackclothing, a green face,green nose, black hat and she says now that she is dressed for dinnermove to theappetizer and to the main course. Gretel is scared and says at her toget away and isaggressive and tells Gretel to get the pot. The witch goes to hanselscage as he sayswhere jucy boy and he yells get a way from me you old hag I don?t wantto be eaten toGretel think of something fast. Gretel calls the witch a problem (Sheis upset yelslangerly) and its too big he wont fit. She syas it?s the biggest confrinmade. Grtel saysdon?t think so. The witch comes happy, goes to the pot, says wait I sawwhat your doinggirly knowing what she was up to agressivly yells at Gretel to back andshe says shewasn?t, witch ytells back dorestop and agrssive and sarcastifc about itand growls, andsticks her head in the pot and goes in and says perfect fit quit comfeytoo. Sandman andfairy appear and agree it is and push the pot with the witch in it inthe oven and closethe oven with te fire in it. Gretel happy they are there and now herewhen night time.Sandman delegated and bogeyman puts the kids to seleep. Sandman sayslefts go. Revaensays lets and love sto see the fairy. Sandman and Gretel parepare tofree Hansel , butthe witch survived and yells no so fast my pretty. Gretel screams. Thewitch is moreaggressive and sandman yelsl get out. Fary says then what. Gretel saysagree and muststand together, and Hansel yells to Gretel witches hate water and theraven said that.Sandman has the fairy throw stuff (The wand) to him as the witcheprepares to fight as isaggressive. Hansel yelsl at sandman to kick the bucket of water, whichsandman does, andkicks it to the witch. THE WITCH yelled no not the water, SAYS FIRSTTHE HOUSE FALLS ONMY SISTER AND NOW THIS, screams as the water and wand hit her and itcuases her to fallin the oven and disintegrate. Fairy is happy. Sandman is too and tellswood fairy to takeGretel out and sandman frees Hansel. Fairy and Gretel run out andsandman frees Hansel ashe cannot move as he is too fat and rools Hansel out like a ball.Hansel is full from thefood and rols Hansel like a bowling ball to fairy and hretel. Hansel isfat now and getsup. HANSEL AND GRETELS FATEher coemsand finds Hansel and Gretel andwonder what happens(Sandman and fairy watch). Hansel says they had this terrible venturewalk, stepmothertook tehm into the forest to loose them and where trapped by troll, theevil witch cameand tried to eat Hansel and sandman saved them and tells sandman totell the father itstrue. Sandman asys it wont make a didfference as no grown ups can seehim and oowodfairy. Father asks Gretel ok, and prepares to take Hansel and Gretelhome saying helooked for them for days lets go home, they ask about stepmother.Father stops and saysuuu. The stepmother finds the troll crying outside the lawn, ask whathe doing abnd thereis sink full of dishes. The troll says something should have done longago darlygdearest. The woman says she has not had anything to eat or drink cireshas low bloodsuger and yells at him and not point figner at him. The troll preparesto blast stufffrom fingers at her. The raven comes and takes the locket from thestepmother (Shescreams in upset and ticket for goodlfie and asks troll do something heasks what to doand she leaves yelling out of my way and chases after the raven yellingcome back yougolddigger. The troll says don?t go by e be darling dearest happy sheis gone as shechases the raven. In the witch?s house in the super oven smoke comesout. The father saysthere will not be anyone else at leat right now but he has his son anddaughter back safe(Sandman and fiary watich happily) and they say they will enver behappy. Father saysthey can manage. The raven drops the locket in their father?s hand.They are happy. Ravenis on the treeand they thank him. Raven tbhnaks for smokingthe witch.But the witch in asmokey form as her face is on the smoke coems to the kids and fatherand yells I?ll haveyou now laughing causing huge wind they are scared. The fairy blowsfairy dust at thesmoke causing the smoke to go disintegrating as she yells she?ll beback. They areshocked. Fairy is happy. The kdis thank sandman and fairy hope to seethem again. Sandmansays in their dreams. The kids stand there and go to their father andask to go home. Thefather says yes happy of the locket and puts it on Gretel and father,Hansel and Gretelhead home and wave to fairy and sandman as they watch. The story isdone as the fatherreading the story says they loved happy ever after. The kids liked itand says Gretel wasbrave. Father leaves them (The guy says remember his nfather lovesthjem and their fatherwould be very proud). The kids says bogeyman trolls give a break, andat the sandman,troll, bogeyman appear at the kids door (AS the closet door rattles).Sandman came forthe book and the kids are shocked They say the wtich wanted to comealong, bjut they didnot nwat her to. the witch yells I heard that. They say the grimbrothers got the storythis way and they knew the grim brothers. Sandman yells about thestoryrights. The kidsare denying \this fairy tale stuff. The sandman puts them to sleep.Sandman may come backas he had put the kids to sleep, closes the closet door and past thecloset door is theforest and assys nighty night and throws the sleep dust at the screen.In the storystepmother yells not and finds the witches house and loves the place,says talk aboutfixer upper and says location, location, location, sweeps, goes in,closes the door bellchime, and cackles happily.This muppet wizard of OZ came out dorthy singer in Kansas whom works atAunt Em?s diner,and lives on a farm and wants to be a star and has an audition. Unclehenry works there.They agree with her dream aa little argue over it. Dorthy wants to wearregular clothesfor the audition and is almost told she cannot leave the diner?s shiftand wants to leavekansis become someone. Aunt em almost disagrees, since she hs to behappy for her. Thereis amupet star thing and dorthy is a little too late and they guy saysthe audition ispast and she say sshe is late and he say steh muppest are gone, but themuppet bus comesand Kermit, bean, rizzo and piggy are tere and dorthy wants to singerfor her, they saywill have to get it. Kermit likes the demo, piggy sazys time to go. Thebus leaves. Doryhis upset. The guy waves the fan to make it more dramatic. A tornado isabut to start.Dorth comes home. The twister alert is right foot red to right footyellow. Dorthy isupset she is stuck there Kansas as she missed the bus and lives withaunt em and unclehenry and has a pet crab named toto and upset her status. The aunt anduncle try to talkto her about showbus ness and says hallowood is bad stuff, shne belongshere. Dorthy doesnot have many friends, totto is a prawn rescued from the dinner sincethey would not lether have a dog sicne they have feles and they agree to let dorthy go tosing karoeke in aKansas restsurant. Dorthy does nfto want that and the bigger stuff anddoes not want toend up like the parents and hates it there. A tornado starts. Theyleave the house, butdorthy goes back in for totto as they yell for dorthy. The house goesup as dorthy ellsabout this and the house lands somewhere else and yells for totto. Andhe is gone fromthe dish and totto is pepe the prawn king and talking and bigger. Itshocks dorthy aspepe is hppay about this. They find themselves in this fairyland withbig mushrooms andsmall houses. Pepe says press play. The MUNCHKINS that are RIZZO ANDHIS RATS COME Tothem and dorthy is scared. The munchkins say what they are the place ismunchkinland, ratis long tailed rodent genus ratus, munchkin (Red oz) book cleancreature in landof oz.dortyh claims are rats. They are happy the witcked witch of the east(WHOM IS MISS PIGGY)is dead as the hosue is on her. The witch yells they are not free, getthis can off me,tehjy will be dead, dortyh tries to help her. Up. The mubnckins areupset. The witchlifts the hosue off and yells will put them in abtter place in heroven. The witch cannothold it, so the hosue falls on her, so she really is dead. The munckinsyell now she isdead dand cheers. A tonranod thing comes and its her sister of thewitch and that witchis a nice one called the good witch of the north. (WHOM IS MISS PIGGY)and they are happyto see her and nice to them. This is the witch of the north (MISS PIGY)and has a wand.They show her doertyh w hom caused th witch?s death and they areshocked. Dorthy says itsan accident. The wtich of north is happy about this and loves to meetdorthy, whom saysno magic abilities, but wants to be a singer. The witch loves it andshe is too hersister is the pous in oz and shows the 4 little pigs her sisters (allmiss piggy) andsays she quit show business since family fortune and committed her selfto the good partof oz and loves the munchkins.dorthy wants to go kansis. Witch neverherad of it andnever heard of cilivantion and wants to return hesitantly and tellsdorthy if she wantsto be a wonderful singer see the wizard of oz. and gives northj thewitch of the east?sslippesr since they have powerful magic (She is reluctatnt at first)and they laugh atthis thought, the north witch sayts shows hav magical powers, have thepower if questiondetiail things will call it a day grouchy ly and says oz and knaws (orwhatever shesays). dorthy wants them since she said oz and puts the shoes on herand they shine andfit well and the magic powers says they should make her feel confidentand want to meetthe wizard. The witch says follow the yellow brick road to emerald cityin center oftheir country. (She is upset no bus and the witch says want to be astar and goes. Themunchkins call her giant girl and ask her to give a favor sine they oweher and singcalling munckins for a minute. The witch says she forgot to say itavoid the west sinceher eveil sister rules it and if she finds out she has the shoes shewill hunt her downand kill her. Dorthy is worried about the danger and peope says he isthe agent anddorthy carries her and likes it better when totto (pepe the prawn)could not talk. Timegoes on as buzzards go and they find the scarecrow (KERMIT THE FROG)had tried to scarecrows away and a crow lands on him (asks the scarecrow if he saw thepation) asayssomething in his eye and pecks him (doryh sees) and yells this is thelast straw and thecrow says he sees one here and pecks at Kermit. Dorthy does not likethis and yells atthe crow and hits it. Scarecrow is happy and was going to leave, hedoes not seem to begood at scaring crows. They introduce each other and ask career change.Scarecoiw bad atthings, since he does not have a brain wispers that to dorthy andcannot answer it sincehe has no brain. Toto eats the corn. Dorthy takes scarecrow down andthey like eachother. Peepe belches. Dorthy tells scarecrow they will see the wizardof oz and he willgive him a brain and he loves that idea and he could do better stuff.Scarecrow wants tosee emerald since he hears eamerald since its green and they go. Pepehates it and theygo more. And pepe rushes them as they are in bushes and pepe asks forcelphone and asound is heard and it says TIN and they go in the room as it?s a metalroom and a lot ofcompusters there and they find the tin man (GONZO!!!) and get him off(pepe wants checkemails) the chair and computers he was hooked to. Tin man loves thisand says welcome tototal intellegnece network and froze up trying to run programs androbitoic infogathering divise for for the wicked witch of the west to gatherinformation and cangather information. Pepe asks him why women are difficult. Tin mantries to gather it andsays it seems that way since men are simply and braisn make him happysince the wickedwitck did this to him and when he was a research assistant he made themistake of askingher for a vacation to marry the love of his life camilal (it shows himwith Camilla,meaning him as gonza) and the wicked witch got so mad cablowe, nextthing he knows he isa walking talking robotic thing. They feel awful and he turned to arobot since robots donot have heart and without a heart he cold not love chamellia and without chamilla hecould work day and night and upset and abput to work. Dorthy yells himthey are seeingwizard of oz, give her afamous singer, pepe says give him money andscarecrow sys givehim a brain. Tin man agres to go since he can give htem a heart to winCamilla back andhe forgot to unleach him from the computers and uses the cellphone andtin man, pepe,dorthy and scarecrow go. Pepe is hyper now. They go in this forest withcreatures assounds go and dorthy is getting tired and sit. They relax. Pepe sitsand an ouch soundgoes. Dorthy ginds ithe forest creepy. The cowardly lion (FOZZIE THEBEAR) comes andfinds pepe and scared yells shrimp and he says o and they scream andrun and pepe is tiedto his tail ans the y run and scream. Pepe is tied to tail as dorthyyelsl get off hisprawn as pepe is thrown off and cowardly lion yells please don?t eat metake anything youwant, gives wallet. Dorthy is shocked he is coward. Cowardly lion asksaren?t you goingto eat me or not. Scarecrow says they would not. Cowardly lion says dothey work for hewho she could not be maid. Tin man realizes the witch of wwest and theyhate hear. Butlion says they love her and she has spies everywhere, like the trees,srubs alps, foes,and saves, but evil rabbits are there and laugh and go. Lion is scared.Dorthy says giveroar if any one gives attitude. Lion does not want to scare anyone, hewants to make themlaugh and kill them with comedy his modo, wants to be a stand upcomedian. Scarecrow asksemerald city tried. Lion says no since he got stage fright. Dorthy saytell joke now nostage. Lion thinks, drum roll sounds ,yells wakak wka, thanks forcoming tonight, whatsteb deal for the wizsrd for someone so wonderful he sso certainly ,he?sso and stops andis nervous. Dorthy say sthey are on their way to see the wizrd of oz inemrald square andhe could give him some courage. But lion fidns it scary. Dorthy saysits ok. Scarecrowsays hes not smart. Tin man says no heart and they all say they areowkring these issuesout together and they all sing IN THIS together and sing theirmisfortunes and dorthysings this too and sing friends are for and sing foooor that waytogether. Scarecrow singwith a stick,. LION AGREES TO GO WITH THEM, after upset bearing thisoff no heart and wsupset no jokes right roar. Scarecrow, lion, pepe, scarecow, tinman,dorthy go and go morein the forest as its getting darker, and find a cliff down and lkion isscared ofheights. On these steps near the cliff they have to cross is tehse twotroll like createrthat are vicous galaider critics (THE 2 ARE WALDORF AND STATLER!) rarein this parts,love to rip performers to shreeads and do it with their words and theyare sitting therelaughing. Dorthy knows that all they got to do is ignore their wordsand keep theirbalance and they are safe on the other side. The 2 creatures (waldorfand statler) stillstand there and laugh. And they argue about crossing and as each ofthem (dorthy,scarecrow, pepe and tin man cross), the 2 creatures comment on themcrossing, say stuffabout them one does and to other (statler) comments on it and they bothlaugh at thecomment (like waldorf and statler always do) (They have to ignorewaldorf and statler?ssayings or they fall off the log and down). (among things they mentionis about dorthyand say asks the wicked witck of the east or west and oen says I hearshe is reallybringing down the house and they laugh at that, hear lonely at the topwiat till he hitsthe bottom laugh, one thing sure to make a big splash and laugh) LIONis too scared tocross as tin man, dorthy, scarecow and pepe are at the other side ofthe log saftley.the 2 creatures are there laughing (AS THE COWARDLY LION CROSSES THEBRIDGE SCARED) andsay be careful slipper up there, he?s lion, I hear he?s a comedian, onesays his jokesbombed so badly the army tried to put a fuse on him, then they laugh.Lion is scared andis about to fall off, as one says there are two reasons why I don?tlike lions jokes,onesays what, says my ears and they laugh. Lion is scared and prepares tofall and cannot doit and canot move and the 2 creatures yell stuiff about lion. Tin mansays do not listento them, what they (The 2 creatures that are waldorf and statler) sayhas nothing to dowith him. Lion thins they are talking to him as they 2 creatures yellhis jokes not funnyand tin man takes lion across saftley as lion was scared. They areahappy lion crossedand with tin man. The 2 creatures yell they will never make it.Scarecrow, lion, pepe,dorthy and tin man go and find a rock club that says pappefields inwhich Clifford is ata guiatar and Clifford says its (as the gang go in and dorthy wonders)only the coolestclub in oz baby and get ready to have fun. The gang goes in. Theelectric mayhem (DR.teeth, floyd, Janice, zoot and animal) play the instiruments on thestage as Cliffordgives scarecrow, tin man, pepe, dorthy, lion the best seats and watchhe electric mayhem.Tin man says the place has sleep inducing effect. Lion sleeps now.Dorthy is tired andwoenrzs need emerald city and wants to stay at the place and sleeps.Pepe sleeps too. Tinmn and tin man try to get the others out and wonder what to do. Thismupset who is bluefalsl asleep. Tin man is upset with dorthy and cannot cary them out andscarecrow canntothink wht happened. Pepe says they can call the munkins song as he issleepy, and singsthe song of the munckins that calls them and the munkisn are there andsays dorthy introuble due to coffie exppsoure. The munchkins with maks take dorthyand lion whom areasleep off. Dorthy wakes up as everyone was worried, tin man caused herto wake up withfolvatge. And the munckins go off. Lion faints when dorthy?s hair ismesed and its backto normal and the gang finally apperaches the marvelous emerald cityand dorthy loves it.It is green and dortyh and the gang appraoc hit and they made ithappily. Pepe says wahtsthere stayes and the door is huge with a big Z and the building is bigand green. Thechecklister is Sam eagle who asks can I help you and dorthy gales saysshe came to seethe wizard and egale says not on the list and pepe says audition andion says they arefriends of dorthy .sam says go away. They are upset at this. Pepe tellssam eagle doublewhine or something and sam eagle says there is a cancellation and letsthem in. the placehas green smoke and the place is magnificent and they go in happily.Sam eagle tellsscotter at the desk there his (As the chair was turned and it turns tothem as sam saysthey are all yours sir) and is the 1st assistant to the wizard andheard about dorthy asshe is what people are talkinga bout and before turning over to thewizard, precautionshave to be taken and scooter takes dorthy and the gang with him andtakes them to Dr.bunson honeydue and beeker who welcomes them and since the place is sobright they needto wear shades or their eybebalsl will burn and the wizards radientnessand gives thegang the glasses to protect their uses due to the intensity and theexpeirent almostfrieds beekers head. Honeydue takes dorthy and the gang to te magicalmakeover machine tosee the wizard (Dorthy is too scared at first) (Dorhy has been wearinga table cloth forclothing) and dorthy goes in the machine and (She yells in this) andshe looks like astar and differently and goes back in the machine to look better andgreen clothing andis ready to see the wizard and the wizard has a robot voice who yellswho sees the wizardof oz and bring in the lion. Lion goes in firest as the door opens andearthly musicplays as they come in (band music plays also) lion tries to say it wllbe ok and isscared as he is trabbed in the room. And the door opens and there is adragon monsterwhom yells he is oz great in merald who is he. Lion says oen of thestand up comedians.Dragon says tell joke. Lion does not want to since he has stage fright. Dragonthreatening yells tell me a joke now. Lion yells why did the wickedwitch throw a clockout eh window to see time fly, dragon gets mad, lion changes that saysmore and falsldown the whole floor. Dragon monser raors and says next and scarecrowcomes and a fireygreence face says he is oz bgreat powerful and scarecoow asks if he isrelated to frankoz. the wizard gets angry and lbast at him and scarecrow asks to askfor a brain, aswizard says brainless, and wants a rain for his head. Wizard says heis fired and blstasscarecrow and says next tin man comes in and a girl that is beautfilasks what is helooking for and allcas him hansom tin man asks ofr a wherat and thewoman lauighs andasks wht to do, but tin man says he has girlfriend a chicken and shelaughs and asksbeack and turns into a beeak face does and asks huge wings and arms tohands and tin manwants her to get a heart as she tuirns into achmilla. Tin man hastemperater alert andshoots an egg yells next as tin man falls down. DOrthy angry asks whatdoing with herfriends and the face appears at the chari as a green face asksing isn?tshe the littlegirl who wanted to be the big star. Dorthy says yes and heard he waspowerful and camethis way for hope. The waizrd says he will give her everything shewants, to be a star,recoreds, hits, a tabloid star artcles of her, to be famous and a fmousperson of herhcoice and what she has to do is bring her the wicked witch of thewest?s magic eye andthe eye has these pwowers and if she goes to west and remover her eyebring it back andher wildest dreams shall come true. Dorthy is shocked and asks abouther freindsa nd hesays, brain herats courage done and she is shocked and asks what morekidney and he yellssilence and blasts stuff at her, tahts the deal now begoen from hisseints and bogns anddoor opens and doprthy does not fall in and he is shocked and asks herto, shutter, junmpin. dortrhy Is scared to and he says in there if she does not mind anddorthy falsl inscreaming. Pepe asks busy and asks some steuff, which the woazardblasts pepe down. Thegang is all down this garbage shute at the bottom. Pepe is happy thewizard will grantall their wishes and are happy. Pepe says cross mountaisn fo death andpoke out wickeseye and give out eh wizard. They are nervous. The gang goes to head tothe mountain. Lionis scared. Dorthy is nervous about this and being a star is not ascracked up is it is tobe. Scarecrow says they will always be a star. Dorthy misses home andher family and talkabout how bad kansis is pepe does and the mountains show and it goes toThe wicked witchof the West (Miss PIGGY) Whom watches them (As they are crossing hermountains andcomplain how bad it is with the witch and kansas) with her eye andupset about intrudersand upset dorthy has the magic shoes and was next to have them. Thenewscaster guy worksfor her and says has to be kidding her and talks to the flying monkeyand says the witchis a diva and what she can handle. (This dog is there ) The witch isupset and changesthe plan (Her water bed was made) and discovered someone with talent,pets the dog, theytalk about duewent and say do what and confusion is this. The witchwants the shoes fromdorthy and wants the magic wistle and says the magic wolves are goingto have an earlysupper tioniught laughs manically storm goes as its yellow around herstops, as they saythe wolves are on a sea vacation. The witch says bring me the magictrumpet of death, shewill send in the magic crows of despair and lauighs manically as stormgoes. The monkeysays the crows of despair oare not weapon. The witch wants herenchanged biker cap androunds up the flying monkies (She orders that) and says there is onlyone room for onediva in oz and that?s her and the moneky yels dat a tada. And goes. Theflying monkes aremonkeys, muppest, sweetums, Crazy harry, Bobo Bear or whatever thename of the muppetbear is, this m,uppet with green face. The flying monkies have theirbiker gear on andare ready to go. The witch wants dorthy brought and captured and if shetries to resistdestroy her, they are shocked knock off a girl. The witch asks what todse on her bed andthey say her biker cap and their wish is her command and the witchwants her ride notmessed up so they don?t mess up, THE BIKERS ALL GO And leave thewitch?s castle (on amountain floating in the sky) and RIDE OF THE VALKRIES MUSIC PLAYS ASthe Witch (Riddingthe motorcycle) and the bad guys/flying out to get dorthy as the flyingmonkes areyelling da da da da da (in the ride of the valkries tune and huming therude of thevalkries music). The witch has her wings help her fly and is annoyed attheir humming theride of the valkires. Pepe spots the witch and the flying monkies asthey land down atthe gang (they go down slowly) laughgin seay slow down as they landbikes and land andthe witch lands last on her bike amd lights on her bike are there. Thewitch says todorthy well someone forgot to take out the trash. Dorthy says trash,pretty big wordscoming from a hog on a hog. The flying monkies laugh and the witchlooks at them angerly.They stop and she is sarcastic and knows her type and says stars in hereyes and show theworld what she got and clear the stage for the real talent and the divatakes a killing.They are mad at how she talks to dorthy and she asy swho will stop her.Lion pushesscarecow out and he says boo. They all laugh and scarecrow says thatdid not work on thecrows. The witch says cut to the girl and the furball and in the moodflor flying muppestand the other sshred them to pieces and dorthy says why they have donenothing to her andthe witch says why I?ll tell you why in a song and yells it hitit.nothing happens as thelight goes. They are all shocked. Dr. teeth, floyd, animal, Janice andzoot come and thewitch yelsl your late, not her problem, as they say moteryclcles, theywill talk abut itlater as floyd says they have been driving the same lousy bus since1979 and the witchmakes them go faster. The electric mayhem starts playing the music asthe wtich sings thesong THE WITCH IS IN THE HOUSE, AS THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM PLAY THE MUSICDURINGTHE SONG, andsing aobut her being a diva and that, its her show, she fail, room forone rock dome inoz and other stuff about it, and leave her shoes, and the flyingmonkies sing in thesong, thhe good guyes tyry to go but the witch has sparks stop them,and she ytells stuffand kicks the rocks aned huirts her selc and kicks the rocks to try tokick them and doesfunny stuff and sings about dropping a house on her and shoes her hergrave stones aswell as toto?s name on it, drops the gravestone on it and the witchyells in the song anda while is a pause in the song. The monkies attack tin man, scarecrowand lion and theyfight each other and tin man and scarecrow are torn apart and lying inpieces and thelion is netttewed and they capture dorthy and totto and always blasteddorthy when shetries to escape. The song gets faster words. The songe neded. The witchand bad guys takedorthy and lion and pepe to her castle as tin man and scarecrow lay inpieces. In thecastle bats ga around newscaster is casting the news of the wtichsaying decide d to beon Tv and will do hair do other stuff and tkaeh te shoes from dorthyand to rule oz.dorthy refues to give the shoes and the witch presses the buttom thatwill saw pepe anddortyh in half and laughs (pepe screams) and the witch casts this ofher getting theshoes and the Lion is in the cage as the bad guys are pocking him totenderize him tomake him tasty. Lion is scared and finds a key and asks sure want toeat him and a standup coming and never eat a comedian they teaste funny. They wonder ajoke. Lion say yes,must tough a flying monkey multitople for on own, too tired. They arefonfused, laugh.The saw prepares to get dorthy and toto, as he says he wanst to see awoman loved himansd she finds it sweet he loves her. Pepe is scared. The bad guyslaugh as lion makesthem laugh and says he needs keys to pen cages. And sweetums gives lionthe key for hismagic comedy act. LION THEN ESCAPES, as he had them close eyes and puthands on the floorand say magic words tiffu fuu fluam 4 times and they do. Lion tries tosneak out, butthey say amsing and yell he is gone and comediy magic and yell and thesaw is about toget dorthy?s legs as newscaster is casting the witch. Lion comes in tosave dorthy andpepe and falls and stops the saw. The witch yels get them as they castand lion is on thecam as he says hi mom as newscaster is casting the wtich and she asksthem to kill forher. A battle starts and one spins the lion by his tail round andround. Totto summonsthe munckins and they come. Lion wips that muppet with his tail asnewscasper and thewtich watch, Lion tickles the bad guy with his tail as he realized heis ticklish and themunchkins join the battle and parpe to get dorthy, but the witch getsone and says he isa pest and what she does to pests kills them tulkl their dedad Themunchkin is saved,after she knocks out the munckin. Dorthy is freed and says checking outand tells thewitch she is aobut to be in show business. The witch says alright.This ends now andthey hit each other saying bring it amdn come with it and it shocks thewitch and sheprepares to karate dorthy like she always did when she was miss piggyin the othermovies, (newscaster tells Kermit and just as dorthy and the wickedewitch charge bam andkjermit is shcoekd, buyt whip out sameri swards and do moves with themand does kong fuand yells action talking, explosions, crazy dorthy , piggy turns gonzoand scottervampire, Kermit dislikes, the guy yells mero of this) now back toaction as the witchchages at dorthy fast but dorthy kicks the witch into water and she(Dorth say shyi ya toyou and the witch all you done water biath and hair and the newscasterlaughs) and thewitch itches and what watet r and the newcaster asays fill with waterand 100 percent andtoped off hgose when tooppped off and not bottled water, and the witcyells shes meltingshes not, shes getting skinny, but gets more skinnier and goes down thedrain and screamsno and melts. The moneky asks newscaster to cut and newcapster sayswhat a performanceand (happy music) shocked her gone. The Dorthy gets the witch?s magiceye. flying monkeysare happy and turn good.and she is no longer in the hosue as theymeltered her. Theflying monkies say they were gest bgental bands onf motorcyclists until the witch putsthem under an evil spell, puts her enchanted biker cap that the badguys say together andgive her the biker cap and will command dorthys orders. Dorthy wants topick up friendsof hers and they all go. Tin man and scarecrow wonder what to do, butthe tin man andscarecrow get rebuilt by the flying monkies (scarecrow scared at first)and scarecrowhappy to see dorthy and she says its too long to explain. The flyingmonkies joined thescarecrow, lion, tin man, pepe and dorthy and dorthy tells the fltyingmonkies to takethem to the ermald cfity to see the wizard and the flying monkies,scarecrow, lion,tinman, dorthy and pepe go to scotter?s desk and shocked dorthy isalove with monkies andshe does not have an appointment and they all go in to see the wizardas scotter tries tostop them inshock and they tell the wizard they did what he promised.,as it was empty atfirst and honeydue tries to give them the glasse. The wizard asays thegreat andterrible. Evertyoner is scared. The wizard asks why seek him. Thescarecrow say they wantwhat he promised and he says come out normal business hours 8 30 am andpm and tin mansays enough time and pepe says keep promise or karatie chop him, andfreaks out when hekartie chops. The wiard comes and was this guy in a loudspeaker andyells cant see himwhen they can see him and he bangs those two metal things togehtera ndgoes out andnearly falls. They are shcoekd he is the wizard and he gives them hisbusiness card andsays he wanted the eye so the wicked witch would not see that he is aphoney, dorthyguesses and he is a bad wizard and stressed out that people had thisthink of him havinga powerful wizad and could do things with his fuingers and never toldanyone he is not awizard and wanted to show business and give what want. They want hi mtogive them what hewants and he plans to give them what they want and say give 2 hours.Then dorthy gets outof this car limo wuith the slipeers and looms glerous and muppetsincluding lew Zealandtry to get her autograph and she wizsehs they see this in kansis andsoctter interviewsdorthy asking how it feels to be the biggest star in oz and dorhty doesnto know as theyhave not haerd her sing and scotter is on a news about dorthy beingastar and lion andpepe (Whom orders stuff), and screcorw and tin man go and every onecheers for dorthy andpeignes are watching the tv. As scotter shows form emerald scity wizardof oz whom goesout the sage that is with a Z (the witch of north watches with themunchkins) and tewizard in waizard clothjing comes on stage and he says thank you, hecalled them alltogether tonight since the good folsk of emerald city and oz at largeknow the truth heis not who whe aepeaprs to be ((the flying monkies watching this areshocked) he is anordinary guy from Hollywood a good place where people keep their wordand a deal andhonored and he made a promise to some folks and wants to keep it infront of everyone andyour wizard will grant witshes and they cheer and he brings out thelion on stage andlion is nervous and wizard says he askd him for courage and he giveslion a goldenmicrophone of bravery (hoenydue watches and puts on the speaker) thatwill give depate ofking of beats and lion turns it on and feels bravers and about to tella joke, but istold to get off the stage., then gives tin man on stage and knows heasked heart ahdthanks to sicentiste and gives on his bhest a hheart athta says bemine and puts theheart on the chest and tin man live sit and pgives him chamilla ndchamilla loves tin man(Everyone watching witch north and pegnins lives it). Tinman andchamilla go off.Scarecrow conmes on and wizard notices he wants a brain and says hisknwolege shall knowbounds and has to take his head off to do it (scarecrow is nervous) andthe SWEEdish